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mike		#1 Posted : Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:33:10 AM
Rank: Member Medals: Joined: 5/10/2010 Posts: 37 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 2 time(s) in 2 post(s)		“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” - Abba Eban Quote: “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
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nathan		#2 Posted : Tuesday, June 01, 2010 7:30:51 PM
Rank: Newbie Medals: Joined: 5/10/2010 Posts: 27 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 1 time(s) in 1 post(s)		"He who laughs last... thinks slowest" ~Someone Else "Why is the only time I'm right have to be when I realize I'm wrong?" ~Nathan the Stout
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mike		#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 7:05:19 AM
Rank: Member Medals: Joined: 5/10/2010 Posts: 37 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 2 time(s) in 2 post(s)		“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” - Mark Twain Quote: “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
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mike		#4 Posted : Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:12:08 PM
Rank: Member Medals: Joined: 5/10/2010 Posts: 37 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 2 time(s) in 2 post(s)		“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” - Emo Philips Quote: “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
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mike		#5 Posted : Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:15:11 PM
Rank: Member Medals: Joined: 5/10/2010 Posts: 37 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 2 time(s) in 2 post(s)		“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” - Emo Philips Quote: “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
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david		#6 Posted : Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:51:26 AM
Rank: Newbie Medals: Joined: 8/25/2010 Posts: 8 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Mitch Hedberg
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shearsider		#7 Posted : Wednesday, December 01, 2010 12:26:07 PM
Rank: Newbie Medals: Joined: 12/1/2010 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
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shearsider		#8 Posted : Wednesday, December 01, 2010 12:45:51 PM
Rank: Newbie Medals: Joined: 12/1/2010 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter... BWA HA HA HAA! Yes... Yes I do crack myself up....
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longwoodfloors		#9 Posted : Wednesday, December 01, 2010 12:54:16 PM
Rank: Newbie Medals: Joined: 12/1/2010 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 1 time(s) in 1 post(s)		Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.
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express01		#10 Posted : Saturday, February 05, 2011 4:21:08 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 1/5/2011 Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		i work hard because millions on welfare depend on me
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stanker		#11 Posted : Monday, February 07, 2011 8:27:14 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 2/3/2011 Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		LOL<LOL
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express01		#12 Posted : Friday, February 11, 2011 7:55:36 AM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 1/5/2011 Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		never do today what you can put off til tommorow . by ; me
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stanker		#13 Posted : Monday, February 14, 2011 8:50:41 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 2/3/2011 Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		My grandma used to tell me eat all your food or your eyes will be bigger than your belly
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express01		#14 Posted : Tuesday, February 22, 2011 5:37:11 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 1/5/2011 Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		my mom used to say my eyes were bigger than my belly because i would fill my plate and couldn't eat it all(my eyes would have to be some big nowadays lol)
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stanker		#15 Posted : Sunday, March 13, 2011 2:33:03 PM
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express01		#16 Posted : Monday, March 14, 2011 12:43:36 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 1/5/2011 Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		around here we say 'fill yer boots but dont fill em full of #$%@ because you have to walk in em'
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stanker		#17 Posted : Monday, March 14, 2011 9:31:17 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 2/3/2011 Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		I am multi talented,i can talk and piss you off at the same time
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express01		#18 Posted : Sunday, March 27, 2011 1:24:30 PM
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stanker		#19 Posted : Wednesday, April 27, 2011 8:46:06 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Medals: Joined: 2/3/2011 Posts: 236 Thanks: 0 times Was thanked: 0 time(s) in 0 post(s)		The road to success is always under construction
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